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Cher Eugene, I’ve said before, you wouldn’t recognise Guernsey if you came back now, mon vieux.

‘I would give my right ****  to live there’ – yep, singer Lord Zion, of UK glam punk metal band Spit Like This, is looking forward to coming to Guernsey next weekend.

Greenman Chaos 6 (66) Festival: Friday 25 June, Saturday 26 June and Sunday 27 June.

IT SAYS much for the skills of an industrial tribunal chaired by Dr David Simpson into the dispute between prison management and staff that both parties walked away after his judgement feeling able to claim victory.

THE jury is still out on Lucy Beere and Gayle Lloyd’s participation at the Delhi Commonwealth Games this autumn, but they have ruled on a third prospective competitor planning to go to India.

Police are investigating reports that a man set his three dogs on gull chicks and then stoned the birds.

NEXT week George Osborne will deliver the emergency Budget promised by the Conservatives in the run-up to the general election. Ernst & Young partner Graham Parrot wonders if the UK’s emergency Budget will achieve the coalition government’s goal.

THE road around La Houguette School is a death trap and needs to be 20mph, according to Deputy Gloria Dudley-Owen.

RULES governing how politicians place amendments to the States Strategic Plan could become more like Jersey’s.

SARK is set to press ahead with plans to split the role of Seneschal but islanders may have to pay more tax to finance the division of the job.