Rack un-ruined
Friday 15th April 2011, 10:00AM BST.

Mechanical engineer Danie Ludick works on the rebuilding of one of Sark’s ‘toast rack’ buses. (1122511)
ONE of Sark’s familiar ‘toast rack’ buses is being almost completely rebuilt.
All that remains of the original vehicle – one of two used to ferry passengers up (and sometimes down) Harbour Hill – is the chassis and even that has had work done on it.
The work is being carried out by Danie Ludick, who came to the island not long ago when his wife, Jill, was appointed to Sark School’s teaching staff. He is being helped by Rob Cottle, the husband of head teacher Sarah.
South African Danie – he’s from Johannesburg – is a mechanical engineer and the work is being carried out in an area next to his home in Rue Lucas. He told me he hoped to have the work finished and the bus back in the hands of driver Keith Guille – whose brother, Colin, drives the other bus – by this weekend or early next week. Whether Colin’s vehicle is going to have a similar makeover remains to be seen.
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My very tongue-in-cheek comment last week about Chief Pleas having held four No Talking Days a year for the last couple of years was unfortunately taken literally by at least one member of the legislature.
I was commenting on Sark School’s splendid ‘no talking’ charity effort and suggested that they didn’t get the idea from Chief Pleas, despite many members saying precious little other than to answer their names at roll call and vote ‘pour’ or ‘contre’ when necessary.
In what felt like a fortnight but was probably no more than a minute or so, he regaled me with how – contrary to what I and others have said about the absence of debate since Chief Pleas members were all democratically elected – between the agenda being published and the sitting three weeks later, ‘there is always a constant stream of questions’ between members and committee chairmen by email.
It’s not the first time I’ve heard that given as a reason for the absence of any discussion in many Chief Pleas debates and it probably won’t be the last. I had no idea when I cast my 28 votes in December 2008 in the historic first election for a fully democratic legislature that I was also voting for secret government by email.
I suppose we’ll get to see the emails eventually, although the pigs are fuelled and ready to fly.
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While on the subject of being taken to task, my recent comments about the lack of any open discussion at the Tourism Committee’s recent forum – comments which mirrored those of Sark Scribe editor Bob Parsons – have led to criticism of the pair of us in the latest edition of Kevin Delaney’s Sark Newsletter, who clearly thought the event was wonderful.
Leaving aside my immediate reaction that while Mr Delaney is having a pop at us then at least he’s giving someone else a bit of respite, the only observation I have to make is that Bob and I have an advantage over the Newsletter’s editor-in-chief in that at least we attended the event we criticised.
Advance notice, for the very many people who will be interested, is hereby given of the Artists for Nature Foundation’s Jubilee Project ‘Art for the Love of Sark’, which runs from 4 to 16 May and involves some of the world’s most talented and influential artists coming to the island.
Local artist Rosanne Guille has worked very hard on this project and full details can be obtained from her website, sarkpaintings.com, or the foundation’s – artistsfornature.com.
And on Saturday 18 June there will be a special evening with Michael Aspel at a dinner in aid of the foundation’s Sark project. Bookings and further information about this can be obtained from the venue, Stocks Hotel.
* The email address for comment is fallesark@sark.net.
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Kevin Delaney again redefines “puerile” with his latest colourful chip wrapper. The only upside to his regular drivel is to remind the vast majority of thinking islanders what awaits them if they fall for this brand of rather unsubtle rabble rousing.
However tolerant it may seem to allow Delaney and his backers free reign to indulge in a barrage of innuendo and insult, there is a deeply sinister element to this poisonous tripe that appears to be assuming a process of attrition will grind the elected members down eventually.
As a visitor to Sark last year, we happened to wander into an area controlled by SEM and its preposterous vineyard – it was like wandering across the East German border at the height of the cold war.. The SEM employees were spectacularly rude, diffident and downright insulting.
Delaney seems to believe only in the democracy of money and nothing else. He is a very naughty child, and really needs to be sent to stand on the naughty step and learn some manners.
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Phil:
The latest edition of Kevin Delaney’s Sark Newsletter contains more than just a “pop” (as usual). This piece is a true classic where our Kev has got carried away and let the cat out of the bag once again:
“There will be better opportunities for Islanders to find employment as chefs, waiters and waitresses, receptionists, housekeepers and laundry and maintenance personnel. There will be a growing market for fishermen, farmers, gardeners, market-gardeners, bee-keepers, winemakers, bakers, brewers and jam-makers as well as for shopkeepers, artisans and artists. There will also be openings for skilled managers, accountants, clerks and secretaries – to mention but a few.”
…which sounds rather like an a condescending invitation for Sark’s hapless serfs to take part in the new cash-powered tourist feudal extravaganza! All that’s missing are jobs for official forelock tuggers and village idiots.
An economy based solely on seasonal tourism is a very dangerous proposition, and totally in the thrall of those who own the facilities unless, of course, Kev has secretly converted the Brechou Warrior to be capable of towing the islands another 300 miles south, and Sark can enjoy a Madeira-like all-year climate.
Is it not time for a proper grown up approach where the SEM pantomime is put on hold, and a proper round table is held and the genuine best interests of Sark are exhumed and addressed?
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Sir,
You are clever and eloquent. I enjoy to read your verbal jousting.
Winning argument and seeking truth are often different agenda’s. You win arguments very well.
But ‘East German border..,spectacularly rude’ Who an earth was rude to you in the vineyards? Minnie? Kira? Liam? Leah?
I just don’t believe you.
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I feel that your closing paragraph lies at odds with the excitable rhetoric of your content.
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Larky
Well then?
It’s safe to insert the sound of crickets at this point!
You are very uninformed. You’d choose your ramblings more wisely if you actually knew what you were whinging about in the first place.
You’re very selective in the extreme. Now resorting to fabricating scenarios to make a point.
How desperate are you then?
Why is this?
What do you think the offer from Sir David to the Seigneur was to discuss then?
Don’t seek to suggest unless you know what it is you are suggesting. You present yourself as being very foolish.
Is Margaret Le Page your wife?
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My dear “Paul”
You are getting just a little too personal here. I don’t know “Larky” and I’m certainly not married to him, but I do agree with quite a lot that he comments on. If I were you I would start looking into the History of some of these so called “Safe hands”???? for the future of Sark, ie. Irish Directors Lists and UK directors lists, and many other directors lists, just see exactly the type of some. One in particular has been involved in, and are now being condoned by K. Delaney and co. It is not at ALL VERY PRETTY!!!! In fact quite gruesome. And I KNOW what I AM TALKING ABOUT.
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