Comments on: Police crackdown on ‘egging’ after properties are attacked in St Martin’s

By: sarnia expat

sarnia expat — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:08:16 +0000

Love it.

I wonder if they got the idea for the Fork ‘Andles plot into Valpy’s eh?

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By: Royston Gauno

Royston Gauno — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 10:22:06 +0000

Glad to see Simon is using Free Range..

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By: Pavot

Pavot — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:23:36 +0000

The only appropriate punishment for those committing these heinous crimes is egsecution.

Badaboom tish!

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By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:36:57 +0000

Scarlett

I still find time after school. I know that sounds very disappointing for up you, but you just have to tolerate it. My bedroom doesn’t need cleaning and I don’t have a hampster, so don’t keep making such remarks, otherwise I will have to dismiss you as a troll.

I will continue posting on here whether it disgruntles you or not- why should I let someone like you ruin what was an enjoyable experience?

Anyway, enough of that. I know it’s nice to use some humour to lighten the tone, but these are serious matters that can result in potentially disastrous consequences.

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By: Calco

Calco — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:38:03 +0000

Digger, are you suggesting throwing rice and eggs? Meals with wheels will go out of business.

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By: Scarlett

Scarlett — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 09:21:55 +0000

Children don’t usually understand the subtleties of adult humour.

Getting rather tired of every comments board becoming the ‘Ed’ forum, he’s back to school next week, thank god.

I presume the bedroom remains untidied and you still haven’t cleaned out your hampster cage yet, Ed?

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By: franky

franky — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 09:44:25 +0000

Come on eh lads, at least they threw free range!

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By: Oh Dear

Oh Dear — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:03:38 +0000

Just scrape them off the walls and enjoy them. No point wasting food.

In all seriousness though, what is the point in this? Is this what children do for fun these days?

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By: stonedecroze

stonedecroze — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:29:28 +0000

Perhaps someone watched a repeat of Edwina Currie,s statement on UK gold or yesterday channel.

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By: Island Wide Voting

Island Wide Voting — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 09:54:13 +0000

I was seated at the next table to a couple of German visitors one summer when I earwigged the following conversation …

Visitor ” F U N E X ?”
Waitress ” S .. V F X”

F U N E M?
S .. V F M

OK 2 M N X
OK 2 M N X 4 U

The two Ronnies got to hear of it and made a little comedy sketch about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mX9T2qyIQ

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By: markB

markB — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:31:34 +0000

ED …. Have you been for a humour bypass latley?

I think you’ll find IWV was having a joke, or you could say having a “yolk”…Ha HA HA!!!get it, see how it works?.

He was using humour to brighten up all our dull lives…. look it up in that Thesaurus or yours under “H”

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By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 02:49:17 +0000

About time something was done, it’s been going on for years. One thing is clear from the posts in this thread few of those who’ve posted have never had to clean it off, particularly if it’s been cooked on by the sun for a while.

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By: Ed

Ed — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:12:14 +0000

I would say that you were in the ‘harmless’ category, bcb. There is nothing there that is detrimental to the welfare of other people.

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By: bcb

bcb — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:41:33 +0000

Well Ed i did used to bunk off school when i had the chance especially when there was a football match. Used to nick daffodils out of fields and sell them in bunches round the houses so not sure which category you would say i`m in but stay tuned there`s much more to come.